Photo Source: Wikimedia Commons 1. Hair. The human being is one of the few hairless land mammals besides the Sphinx cat, skinny pig, and elephant. I read someplace that there is a biological benefit of showing healthy skin to a member of the opposite sex. But whatever hair we have left looks good on our heads. Yours is the color of honey and smells like it, too. When we were younger, we drove to a Renaissance festival at the Canadian border once and I took your picture. You sat on a wooden...

Photo Source: MaxPixel I. Antboy My friend slows down to wave to me. I stand on the sidewalk, and he’s cruising in a topless car. It’s 2017 Maserati GranTurismo MC Centennial Convertible. Retails at $182,009. Borderline conspicuous consumption. I wave. I flash him the victory sign. We both came here with nothing a short ten years ago. We made it in America. We are rich. We are the giants of the software industry. We are just giants. Someone will stand on our shoulders. ...