Photo Source: Wikimedia Commons It went like this: Two high school buddies square off in mock confrontation, voices brimming with testosterone. Mine's longer than yours. No way, mine's longer. Belts are unbuckled, giving the impression to nearby girls of an imminent comparison of penises. They are whipped out with a flourish–the belts, I mean–and held up to one another to see who wins. This was foreplay in 1973, when I had no idea what it took to attract the opposite sex....